There is a place and time for everything.
There is a song that needs
to be put in its place.
And we all know the tune.
Therefore, let me decree the…
There is nothing more
disturbing than having an alarm clock radio playing the song at 6AM.
The only thought that can be in your mind is, “I'm still at the bar? And
where is my drink bartender?” OK That's two thoughts.
4. You can only sing along if you have a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .07. You must be near a condition where you are close to not being legally allowed to operate a motor vehicle.
The volume of your voice during the sing along should be directly
proportional to your blood alcohol level. But not
If you are a musician and this song is requested the Rules 1 and 2 must
be present. And you MUST HAVE A PIANO to play it on. If you only have a guitar
then you must pass on playing it. It’s called Piano Man for a reason.
If your friend who is with you after the song says the following. "You’re
the best man.” You are allowed ONE free punch. If he says, “I love you man.” You
get TWO free punches. The problem is your friend is under the influence of two
factors: Alcohol and the damn song. Together that means bullshit sentimentality.
And that is not right. He would never do this on a normal day. It is not right.
And he should be dealt with.
BONUS: If this should happen on Cinco de Mayo. You