Take the Time to Process What You Hear

February 27th, 2010

This post will probably live up to the title of my blog, “Some Assembly Required”. There are a lot of different ideas here for this posting. These ideas have been milling about in my head over the last week or two. It also made for a lot of notes on the pad. This is post is also the by-product of the “Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle”. In a nutshell, it states the longer you observe (stare) something the more likely that object (ideas) will appear to have changed.

I wish people would take into mind that a news article or commentary is not necessarily a history lesson.

History is taught as a linear function of time. That one event leads into another and therefore time acts like falling dominoes. The benchmark events in history that are used in the textbooks are the greatest victories and crushing defeats. However, when you take some time to delve into any historical event you begin to realize that history is more like the “tangled web” Shakespeare mentioned. There is a “gray area” that exist between the victory or defeat on that event. That is where the story of the people involves takes place but is rarely noted. You see how history is formed by the people involved and how people are changed by history.
There has been a lot of talk over the last few years over what was in the intent of the “Founding Fathers”.

I read Founding Brothers: The Revolutionary Generation by Joseph Ellis The first thing, I learned is that the problems this country faces today were quite similar to the Founders. The second thing, I realize after reading this book is that my history lessons were incomplete on the events of the start of this country.

I was never taught the real reason for the occurrence of famous Alexander Hamilton/ Aaron Burr gun duel. I assumed since it involved the men who founded this country then it had to be a matter of great national importance that could not be solved any other way. Wrong! Burr felt insulted by the way Hamilton spoke about him in a newspaper. This was basically the first recorded example of we would call today “Biggie Tupac Thang”. Why is it if “words” cannot hurt us we spend a lot of time fighting back with the “sticks and stones” when we hear things we do not like? Here is the funny part, neither one of them had any intentions of shooting that day Heights of Weehawken, NJ. Two shots were fired and Hamilton was killed. The witnesses that day then spend a lot of time years later changing their minds about what they saw that day. This is America’s original “What Really Happened that Day on the Grassy Knoll Conspiracy”.

There was a great debate over the national debt. They had to figure out how to pay off the bonds issued as payment to the soldiers who fought in the Revolutionary War. They also had to pay back the foreign countries that financed our Revolutionary War. Sound vaguely familiar today? We have a history of big ideas and looking for creditors to pay for them.

They also knew that by not abolishing slavery someday it would result in the possibility of a civil war. However, none of them had the political will to deal with it. “INSERT HERE” any social or budget reform of today.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were at one point good friends who laid out the foundation of this country. However, as they both served in various roles in the government it caused a rift between them. Neither one of them would speak to each other for many years. Yet in their later years they wrote many letters to each other trying to figure out what it all meant at the end. They both died on the same day July 4th1826. Fifty years to the day they both signed the Declaration of Independence.

They were trying to find “Common Ground”. It is a nice change when people who seem to be the opposite can have a conversation. And then there are times that they can’t.

We need to get beyond this “INSERT IDENTITY HERE” Hyphenated American style of identity on a whole.

D-Day by Stephen Ambrose is account of the event that leads to end of World War II. This is about an ambitious, “all-in” plan that almost was a failure. It is about how the men who were the “boots on the ground” were able to make adjustments and overcome in an unimaginably tough scenario. (I shudder at the thought of how today’s 24/7 news outlets would have covered this.) This is how the lower ranks not the Generals who were the ones that made ultimate difference.

We live in a culture today that feels that all problems can be handled and managed by a “top down” approach. The history of this country more times than not has shown “bottom up” approach to be the game changer. This also goes against idea that the one who has a best image on television is therefore the better leader. The reality is that the one who is willing to get “ugly” and “slug it out” will prevail in the long run. It is also like the structure of a pyramid, there is more at the bottom.

 You do not have to accept my takes on the books above. You can read them too and form your own opinion.

I am always attempting to work on myself as an individual. This means I read a lot to expand my own knowledge base. I also try not to get myself too caught up in being part of mass groups or movements. However, they are unavoidable. That is the conundrum.

How many times have you heard someone say that all the answers to life are contained in the book “INSERT TITLE HERE”? They will only quote that one book to you. Over and over again. I have read many of those books in my life. And here is what I have found to be true. None of those books have a chapter on cooking, automobile repair, computer maintenance, etc. Guess what you need to read another book or two. If this was not true, bookstores and libraries would not exist. I have low tolerance for people who can only reference one source. It seems that too many people nowadays cling to one book, principle, political identity, whatever, etc.

I think the problem is people are generally lazy about how they take in and decipher information. It is a complex world.

I also think people only tune in one source also. And usually this is via a radio station. I am not above either. I found myself listening to sports radio during my commute time. I get it. Sports are something people use to have something to cheer for. I listen to all of this talk. And in the end, it means nothing. The opinions voiced have no real consequences in the world. As maybe it should be. Just like entertainment news. You get to form opinions that you feel matter and at the same time they most likely will not challenged.

NOTE: Some of the following ideas come out the play Talk Radio by Eric Bogosian. For non-readers, it was adapted by Oliver Stone into movie too.

The real problem exists with talk radio. I do not care who. I do not care if the person is on the left or on the right. I am not going to pretend that I have never listened to them either. Please whatever you hear from those shows could you take a moment to process and filter it through your brain. Before you spew it back to me. I hate when people “parrot” shit verbatim.

I wish I remember where I heard this next statement from. “Talk radio is for broken people. They need someone to tell them that they are right”. They do not want to challenge their beliefs. It is the show. The host does not want to leave anything to chance either. There is a call screener to make sure the show stays on script. Talk radio is not about having a conversation. It is about a person indoctrinating. However, the host needs attention and his ego feed. The host also knows the show must go on and that takes money. The show must offend the audience but not the advertisers. Follow the money trail. You may not get the truth. But at least you may get a clue about the agenda at work. The host needs to always remind you about all the hate mail. People like to hear about someone being metaphorically crucified and tune in just to hear “who is bringing the nails”. This attention feeds the machine. Rush Limbaugh needs Democrats more than he will ever admit to. Howard Stern needed the help of the FCC fining him to assure his success. They all claim they want to rid the world of their enemy. Remember in nature a parasite needs a good host to survive. Also as human beings we will always tune into a “David vs. Goliath” scenario. And they have the “script” ready.

I think people gravitate towards talk radio format because they feel it gives them a voice in our society. And that is probably the farthest thing from the truth. It does not want you to drive you to action. It needs the reaction. And it does not get the reaction if you are not listening. And that is what troubles the advertisers. The host voice is what is heard. Not yours. You are not in the game at all. You are on the sidelines. Just like a sports game. Talk radio seems to work like a lawsuit that settled for an “undisclosed amount.” A lot of money is thrown around and people get paid off. However, it is very unlikely that any of the conditions that caused the lawsuit in the first were fixed. The host cares the most about what he is saying and somehow fools you into believing he is going to fight for you. When was the last time you heard of a talk show personality actually crafting any legislative reform for this country?

I think this scene from movie Talk Radio sums it up best.

 

 

 

I do not want to come off as being on some high moral plane. I need to listen to others too to make it through a work day. I listen to podcasts on the MP3 player. What I enjoy is when people are having a conversation that is not based on just grinding an agenda out. I enjoy when people are having fun time. It is good to hear when people not only talk but listen to each other. There is also a big difference between talking to someone and talking about someone. And the show continues from that angle. It is more natural. It is something I miss having more often in my life. I listen to Keith and theGirl daily. And I listen to Kevin Smith’s SMODcast when they are posted.

NOTE: Kevin Smith made news recently when he was removed from a plane for being “too fat” to fly. This episode #106 he explains his side of the story. The next episode #107 he talks to another woman who was also involved with the incident. It gives you perspective from a person you may never think about.

The story on whole is about what happens when a person well connected to various social media outlets and poor customer service collides head on.

Finally.

Remember : Beware of a highly opinionated person.

There is No Need for Codes…I am Right Here

February 11th, 2010

I should have held on to the decoder ring that I got from the bottom of the Capt Crunch box when I was kid. Little did I know it may be helpful in the future.

I read a bunch of e-mails and web postings every day. I am beginning to notice more and more abbreviations all the time being used. And I am getting better at quickly decoded them. Since I do not own a cell phone or text I do not get a lot of practice with the new lingo. I realize that language and its function changes over time. I would hate to still being using the prose that Shakespeare did in his time. I had a hard enough time trying to translate it in high school and college. I know the text code is used to save time and space. I wish I had known in school that in the future all points would have to be conveyed in 120 characters or less. I wish in school I was better able to predict the future. The teachers telling you to have a good job in the future you need to be prepared. All that real world preparedness they shoved down your throat and telling you that you need to able to write out long papers to prove your point. I wish I had a Crystal Ball to look into the future. I would have said something like this.

“Twitter says that is all bullshit. You have at most 120 characters in the future. NOT words. And all references will be hyperlinks to someone else’s work because they were willing to type more than me.”

“The Essay question will be something archeologists find in the ruins.”

My teachers would have denied my prediction by sending me to the principal’s office.

I have no problem with the change. I do have a problem where and when it is used. It should be used for text messaging, IM’s and e-mails. However, you should express the whole idea out when the person you are communicating with is in the SAME room as you. This happened to me once. I told a joke to my friend. He responded by saying, “LOL”. How about this? Try actually laughing out loud. I can hear laughter. I don’t need it coded.

Imagine going to see a comedian and after every joke the crowd yelled “LOL!” I am pretty sure he or she would have no problem replying, “What the fuck?”

If you said, “LMAO” you may have to prove it to the comedian. “RFLMAO” and now you are in double jeopardy with the comedian.

And because of this coded language there will be future generations of people showing up to gates of St. Peter in afterlife. There first response will be…”OMG”.

I will laugh if the response is “WTF”.

From Time to Time My Mind Wanders

January 18th, 2010

I know that this heading title is not exactly a news update about me.

Many years ago, I wrote some articles for a website that is no longer around. They closed the site and never paid me the money they owed me. Hey $5 is $5. One of the articles was entitled “My Mind is Wandering Without a Compass”. I decided to create another category for my blog called “The Mind Wanders”. It is going to be about some the observations I notice. It is also another category to put out material from my mini notebook out. The material may not always have a “humorous” angle to it. I am just going to basically go with the material and it will guide me on how it should be written out. In other words, I may have to get out of the way and just go with it. I may add more categories to this blog to help me get some additional focus to my writing.

Here is the first entry in the new category.
 

It is great that we are now living at a time when there are vast amounts of information available at any moment. The problem is not only is available but it is also right in your face at any moment. 24/7 news cycle of modern life is quite literally becoming a pain in the ass. 24/7 is exactly 10080 minutes. And they need to be filled. With anything. The worse is the weather updates are about every 5-10 minutes. These serve one purpose. To scare the shit out of you. They remind you that you are not in control so just stay right where you are watching TV. And whatever you do. DON’T GO OUTSIDE. It is dangerous. And they have sold plenty of advertising for products you need to combat that danger. Have you noticed that the law firms are now sponsoring as many illnesses as the pharmaceutical companies? But back to weather forecast. Forecast is just a fancy way of saying “Guess”. They cannot most predictions right for the next 48 hours. And I am supposed to believe they are going to be accurate about the future weather in the future. Call me just a bit “Skeptical”.

I am beginning to sound a bit like comedian Lewis Black on the weather.

Global warming is still a major guess of a so called weather report. I am still not convinced but I could be. I am open to discussion. And I want to be some other than Al Gore involved. I just want to say being a “politician” is not synonymous with being an “expert”. Face it. A politician is just a person who knows who to kiss, when to kiss and where. Keep it all a secret and get a nice donation in return.
Maybe man is responsible for global warming. It started when the cave man learned to make fire thousands of years ago. There is another source of global warming that they started too. And we still use it today.




                                            BLANKETS

 

So if you think you can have a role stopping global warming then get out from under your blankets.

Freezing your ass of maybe the answer to warming temperatures.
Back to the sponsors. The pharmecutical companies have the drugs for your cold. The lawyers will sue on your behave because you were not smart enough to dress for the weather. And nothing will be accomplished but everyone will get their “pay”.

Here is a tribute to only politician who said it right when it comes to dealing with bad weather conditions.

The former mayor of Buffalo, NY the late James D. “Jimmy” Griffin.

It was during the Blizzard of 1985 when the snow was piling up and people were looking for ways to deal with the bad weather. He said, “Go home. Buy a six pack of beer. And watch a good football game.”

The Human St(r)ain

January 6th, 2010

MUSIC: Stone Sour

This posting is the first to appear under in a new category on this blog.

In order to be able to create real and interesting characters you have to pay attention to the details of their lives. I remember hearing a podcast about what they teach in a class for baseball umpires. The first thing was on how to remove your protective face mask while keeping your cap on. You see the cap represents your authority. If you lose it while taking it off the face mask it appears like you have lost some type of control. There was the famous story about the band Van Halen not wanting to have any brown M&M’s backstage at their concerts. It seems like a prima donna rock star type of request. The reason was the band needed specific technical items for their concerts which they laid out in the contract. They knew if they saw brown M&M’s in a bowl then promoter had probably not read the contract. And there was about to be problems for the band.

I mention these things because they are the small details about a person that can be made into interesting characters. In order to write better characters you have to notice the small details of their behavior. Character (or characteristics) is what really make their actions seem believable. What am I mentioning this? I have been going back to basic with the writing. There is an exercise in which you just do people watching and try to write scenarios based on how they go about doing things. It is really amazing to quietly watch and listen to others without passing judgment on them whether you agree with them or not.

I have been making a lot of notes lately on these observations. I will post them from time to time in this blog category.

However, I have to be fair to start. If I am going to be writing about others then I have to also at times point the “looking glass” at myself too. And if I really did not want the attention then I would not be writing a blog. Friedrich Nietzsche said, “He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.”

Fashion and being practical are two separate issues. They have nothing in common even though people try to force them together without a lot of success. I will never be a fashion icon. But I do have a trademark when it comes to clothing. I like it to simple and practical. In my case, it means economical and easy washing instructions on laundry day.

I have always been a quiet person. In college, for the winter months I wore a camouflage Army field jacket. It was warm. It was affordable. However, would never be in “fashion”. And that was the problem. I wish someone would have told me. No one is going to approach the quiet person wearing an Army jacket while wearing headphones listening to the music I like. I was basically dressed like mosquito repellant.

I guess I should have been able to write a better Manifesto. I should also been a better engineering student. That way I could have really delivered the fireworks.

Like this guy.


 

 

I know many of my friends at the time were hoping that sketch artist rendering would be close enough for them to get the reward money.

Guess who the prize was for once.

 


Perspective

January 3rd, 2010

Yesterday, I watched the movie Gran Torino. It is a story about acceptance and transformation leading to some form of ultimate salvation. This is a perfect film that feeds into the idea underlying a New Year’s weekend.

 

 

 

 

 


 

Usually, I link to some music that I am listening to while I am writing a blog posting. However, I am listening to a full album today. The Who’s 1971 classic Who’s Next. It is a complete album because none of the songs on the album exist as just “filler”. It has one of the best opening songs for an album ever with “Baba O’Riley”. (OK. I linked to one song. However, do yourself a favor and get the whole album.) It is kind of sad that now a day’s many music artists cannot construct an entire album’s worth of songs. The ability for many people to listen to an album as a whole seems to be a fading memory too. Channel surfing in the digital Internet age is too easy and also too arbitrary at the same time.

I am like many people at this time year trying to figure out how to make a fresh start to the year. And how to achieve that break through you desire. I am not going into the details of a few events that happened to me in late November through December of 2009. It was hard enough. The other problem is that I cannot write anything in detail that would provide any noticeable insight or any ultimate wisdom that was acquired. All I can hint at is that my perception of things that I have held on to for a long time may not be actually true. Or they really may be true. It is a conundrum. (Yes. I had to look that word up.) Sometimes when looking at the equation of your life you have to remove yourself from that equation. Sometimes your own ego is a killer in the equation.
I also need to recharge the mental battery a little bit while I am going about things. I have been reading the book. Ignore Everyone and 39 Other Keys to Creativity by Hugh MacLeod. He started by making comics on the back of business cards. He also posts on the site GapingVoid.com. He had one of the biggest downloads with “How to Be Creative” and it form the basis of his book. I got back into checking out his website recently. He is very insightful on how to use the Internet to promote your creative endeavors. It is good to know there are resources out there to look to for support. Even if you are just a “browser”. I recommend this site for anyone trying to be “creative” and needs some insight.

He posted this comment on his FaceBook page.

“What’s the one thing that ALL of the SUCCESSFUL artists I know personally have in common…? They crank the shit out like short order cooks.”

This is a key to me throughout this year. I need to be more prolific in my postings. It is like exercise. You cannot get stronger if you do not keep exercising the muscles. I need to put out more content. Hopefully, it will lead to more opportunities. It is better way than using fast food to expand my horizons.

In the picture is a small notebook I carry around with me through the day at work. I make notes of any thoughts I may have that may help at some point in my writing. I make notes from various podcasts I listen to. There may be books I need to read. Films I should watch. I note websites I need to check out. I have been asked from time to time about how I know some much “weird” shit. I just watch and listen. But more importantly I make notes.
I then need to get to writing out on the notepad on the clipboard to expand out the ideas I noted. And make them appear on the website.

I also need to clean up the home office. But that is another sad story. I wish I had enough money to pay for a “support” staff. I wish I could outsource the petty things I need to accomplish so I can get to the major items on my “to-do writing list”. Sadly, “No man is an island”. However, I have made a good case for a man being a “landfill”.