Archive for September, 2007

Where did this come from?

Sunday, September 30th, 2007

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WORD “FUCK”

DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU HAVE THE TENDENCY TO BE EASILY OFFENDED.


There are a few things that can happen when I spend too much time alone. As one of my earlier post stated I can get a bit philosophical. The other thing that happens (most of the time) is my mind gets to be a bit demented. Like this old posting suggest. So this is my latest thought. It was brought on by my washing machine breaking down again. Don’t ask. Just go with this.

We have all heard this phrase. In fact some of us have even used it. It is. “I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK.”

So I began thinking what is a “flying fuck” exactly. Wikipedia had no definition on this one. So it made me think. How do you perform the “flying fuck” anyways? If you do not “give a flying fuck” then means there is a fee involved. Because “giving” implies “free”. How much do you charge then? And if you are “charging” for it then it implies that you are in business to provide the service. In that case you are going to need insurance. The title of the “flying fuck” implies a high risk maneuver. Which in today’s world of way too many lawyers means high liability? That must mean higher insurance costs. So does that mean only the rich could afford the “flying fuck”? If the “flying fuck” should be available to everyone then there should be a government program to provide it. If there is a government program then it would lead to protests from other groups saying the “flying fuck” is immoral and a waste of taxpayer dollars. And they will throw in the old cry, “We need to do it for the children.” Just for good measure and better headlines in the media.

I also do not think that being a member of the Mile High Club counts as doing the “flying fuck”. Because the “flying fuck” implies some acrobatic ability. Not just being a “lucky” passenger. The “flying fuck” maybe the one act never before filmed in a porno. Just a suggestion.

Characters

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

I just noticed that I have not posted a blog in a few days. I know that the key to a better blogging experience is to keep up with the postings. What can I say? Other than that time flies. Also I have been working on a short screenplay over the last few days. More details on this later. I have a deadline for the submission. So I will save the details for later. But none the less I needed an idea for a blog posting.

I have been thinking about what makes a good character in film or television. The perfect character is really the “imperfect” person. It is about their “quirks”. And the less than ideal conditions of their surroundings. And what better place shows us that in our real lives than the workplace? And who can be more vilified than your boss? Other than Hitler and current politicians (regardless of affiliation). I saw an article in the USA Today on bosses in the workplace and how they felt they were being portrayed on the TV show The Office. I find the show to be funny in subversive ways. I do not want to go on about bosses. It is a subject that I can “dig a deep hole on”. I think the other characters on the show are funny in different ways on the show. The biggest is the conflicts between Jim and Dwight. Here are some more clips Part1, Part2. I think that these brief scenes add some real flavor to show. If they were the center of the show all the time they would lose something. Plus, Jim is lucky to have a good looking “partner in crime” to be his ally. This adds another layer to the show. This is what makes shows work is that all the characters (not just the major ones) are defined. This is the idea that I try to achieve in my own works. Plus we all know some real “characters” in everyday life.

Feeling a bit philosophical…So please excuse me

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

You may just want to wear your boots for this one. What can I say it happens after now and then when I find myself with a little too much free time? The stereo playing a lot of Johnny Cash and Pink Floyd CD’s lately. It may sound weird to you. But try it sometime.

I found myself watching episodes of Rescue Me and Millennium yesterday. Both are very good shows. And at times hard to watch. However, what makes compelling TV are shows that are not afraid to challenge the perceptions of their audiences. I just want to focus on an episode form Millennium entitled Luminary. (NOTE: This episode was probably influenced by the book Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer) I do not want to go in full detail here so just follow the links for more information. I want to just quote some dialogue from the show that has caused me to do a little pondering over the last day.

I returned here to find my life again. I had to. I don’t quite understand whatdraws me on, but that is  okay. God doesn’t move us by telling us the facts. Hemoves us by pains and contradictions He’s given me a lack of understanding, not answers, but questions. An invitation to marvel. And here for the first time, I have.

This episode also featured the Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis). I saw them once years ago when I was Temegami which is in Northern Ontario Canada. It was amazing to just being laying back on the lakeside watching them directly overhead of me. Starry nights just lead to massive introspection. I wish I had taken some photos and video of this moment. But at least I got to experience it.

I am going to leave at just this for today. And hopefully you really did not need to be wearing your boots.

Those Memories

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

I had a teacher in college who stated that over time everyone’s childhood makes sense. With more life experiences you are able to better connect the “dots” that were the events of your childhood. He also said that the job of each generation seems to be about bitching about the generations that follow them. In other words, it always seems like things are “going downhill”. That’s it. It is never going to be better than this. If we held to this belief we would still being living in a cave. I bring this up in reference to my latest book reading. The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid: A Memoir by Bill Bryson. I have never read anything by him until now. I found him to be a funny storyteller. This book is about his growing up in Des Moines Iowa during the 1950’s. In contrast to how the 50’s have been portrayed by shows like Leave to Beaver things were not always so idyllic. They were not all good. Nor were they all bad. They just were. He tells the story of very mischievous behavior. How it was to grow up in a time where the threats that would destroy our nation were the Communists, atomic bombs and even worse teenagers. I just want to inform the do-gooders and other people of moral rage that kids’ engaging in “bad” behavior is not a product of modern society. It happened too in the times before video cameras and the Internet. As testified to in this book. It just that people who were “kids” back then have had time to think it all over and downplay the “bad” parts. I guess “memory” does fade with age.

I want say another thing about our crazy world. There have always been forces that want to rule the world. Why? Whose ego is so out of control that they want to take responsibility for it? People can be a real pain in the ass. Especially in mass. Hasn’t the James Bond movies thought us a lesson? All of those movies have that “super genius” villain who has the plan to take over the world. Sounds good too. However, the plan is always thwarted by a guy in a tuxedo who slams back a lot of martinis. The plan does not look so good now. Imagine that. Being defeated by a guy who looks like a drunken butler. But I do enjoy a James Bond movie anyways.


 

Awww….Hell

Monday, September 17th, 2007

I was listening to this episode of This American Life in which people were dealing with their “little devils” that are inside of them. The best part about blogging is that it keeps me in that writer’s frame of mind. It keeps me thinking about ideas. Coming up with ideas has never been a problem for me. However, developing those ideas into something that is concise is where the real “hell” exists. Believe it or not. Something happens between my mind and my fingers that are typing these ideas out. What I think in my head and what I see on the screen seem to be two completely different things. Some days, I do not feel like a writer but more like a blacksmith. It seems to take a lot of pounding to get my idea into the way I think it should be. And with little if any feedback I am not sure if I always make it. One of my favorite authors is Nathaniel Hawthorne. He wrote this short story entitled The Devil in the Manuscript. In the story, there is a writer who does not think or feel that his work is having any effect at all on the world. In a fit of despair he throws his papers into the fireplace. The burning cinders floating through the air set the neighborhood on fire. Talk about making people notice. Don’t worry I will not go to that extreme. But there are days when I am real close. Don’t ask, “How close?” Unless of course you want a good excuse to lose sleep tonight.

I have no trouble with writing ideas. I have trouble with organizing these ideas. And anyone who has seen my apartment can testify that I have “organizational difficulties”. How have I been trying to deal with this? I try to keep inspiring readings nearby. So I have been going back to Stephen King’s memoir, On Writing. He states that if you do not have the time to read then you do not have the tools needed to write. So I find myself doing a lot of reading. I have been especially reading the books of Robert Parker’s Spenser detective novels. This is the character that was the basis for the Spenser For Hire TV series. I find the books to be a classic detective writing. It is different from today’s TV series of detectives. Most of the crime shows on TV now seem to be based on super teams, scientific processes, and computer graphic re-enactments. The CSI approach. Not that it is a bad thing necessarily. But the approach is too repetitive on many TV shows. The Fox show Bones seems to find a balance between character and procedures in the crime fighting drama. However, back to Spenser novels. It features something missing in many detective shows that lone private investigator that has a personal code of honor. He goes after the criminals using more of the “gut instinct” method. The books are easy reading page turners. Robert Parker language in his writing conveys a lot without being very wordy. I have also been watching episodes of the show Homicide: Life on the Streets this was the show based on the book (an excellent one too) by David Simon. This series was based more on character rather than car chases and gunplay. I came across this clip. It features from the show Detectives Pembleton and Bayliss in a midst of one their many philosophical arguments. It is good dialogue.

The whole point of this is I am trying to write better. I read and watch the things that influence me. It may look like “wasting time”. But for a writer it is more like going “back to school”. I know my writings on this blog and the website postings tend to be more based on personal observations. The screenplays are in the “on the drawing” board per say. I promise I am working on them. I am making a lot of notes. The “ideas” are there. They just happen to be “under construction”. AKA rewrites and even more editing.

Here is a song titled “Armor and Sword” by the band Rush that kind of sums things up in a way.