Where did this come from?

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WORD “FUCK”

DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU HAVE THE TENDENCY TO BE EASILY OFFENDED.

There are a few things that can happen when I spend too much time alone. As one of my earlier post stated I can get a bit philosophical. The other thing that happens (most of the time) is my mind gets to be a bit demented. Like this old posting suggest. So this is my latest thought. It was brought on by my washing machine breaking down again. Don’t ask. Just go with this.

We have all heard this phrase. In fact some of us have even used it. It is. “I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK.”

So I began thinking what is a “flying fuck” exactly. Wikipedia had no definition on this one. So it made me think. How do you perform the “flying fuck” anyways? If you do not “give a flying fuck” then means there is a fee involved. Because “giving” implies “free”. How much do you charge then? And if you are “charging” for it then it implies that you are in business to provide the service. In that case you are going to need insurance. The title of the “flying fuck” implies a high risk maneuver. Which in today’s world of way too many lawyers means high liability? That must mean higher insurance costs. So does that mean only the rich could afford the “flying fuck”? If the “flying fuck” should be available to everyone then there should be a government program to provide it. If there is a government program then it would lead to protests from other groups saying the “flying fuck” is immoral and a waste of taxpayer dollars. And they will throw in the old cry, “We need to do it for the children.” Just for good measure and better headlines in the media.

I also do not think that being a member of the Mile High Club counts as doing the “flying fuck”. Because the “flying fuck” implies some acrobatic ability. Not just being a “lucky” passenger. The “flying fuck” maybe the one act never before filmed in a porno. Just a suggestion.