CRAZY JUST TOO DAMN CRAZY

DISCLAIMER: Once again let me say if you do not have a sense of humor then DO NOT READ the following.

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Let me state once again I am single. My dating philosophy is based on that of an army soldier. “Do not share a foxhole with anyone crazier than yourself.” I know I am not exactly “right in the head.” I am aware of it. Believe me I am. The problem is I attract the “Crazies”. I am beginning to think there is something in my deodorant that releases the pheromones that attracts them to me. And I have no problem finding them. Especially the female ones. Women are crazy backed up with hormones. (To any female reader just save the “men are dumb pigs” for your own blog.) The following is a report of my past Saturday nights adventure in a game I call, “What the Fuck is going on here?” I was at a bar with my friend having dinner. There was a very nice looking blonde next to me. (NOTE: She was with her boyfriend. So I had no delusion this was going anywhere. But it went somewhere.) I had the Irish lamb stew for dinner. She asked me what I was eating. And I do not know why the following conversation came up. She asked me more like told me who I should be voting for in the upcoming local election. I guess since she is good looking she has never had a problem getting people (men) to just go along with her. I can talk to almost anyone about anything. I do not need to agree with you necessarily. However, if your rebuttal to my position is, “Because.” Well “Houston we are going to have problem”. “Because” is the reply for mentally lazy people. She had a problem since I did not support her position (Democratic) then I am the opposite (Republican). I am neither. I guess if I had to go with an ideology then I am a conservative libertarian. I know you should never argue politics or religion. Although, I would like to have seen her reaction when I told her I was agnostic atheist. (Means that I am not sure what I do not believe in). Why can’t I have a nice conversation with a hot girl for once? Why does nature make the hot ones act so damn crazy? Why does the cosmos balance itself out like this? Why can’t I keep my mouth shut? It is like the time the hot girl at a bar was discussing music with me. She was saying that there was a difference between N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys. I was faking interest. She did have nice assets to her. Love the assets. But she wouldn’t shut up about her shitty music tastes. I asked her, “With music tastes like this if she was old enough to drink in a bar.” It did not end pretty. But she was crazy. Cute but crazy. I just hate when pretty hot girls just think I am going to go along with them “Because”. What am I thinking? But they have the parts I do not. And can do the things I cannot. (Kept falling off the couch) It just does not seem fair to wrap up the crazies in a pretty looking package. Isn’t this just false advertising? Where is the Attorney General? Somebody has to do something about this. And can anyone recommend a new deodorant for me?

I did find a chart about women that I think may sum things up or start another argument. Especially in a bar setting.

And for those of you who prefer an instructional video