Just a bit of fun

I do not have kids. (You are not the only one who is relieved.) I find kids to be fun. But then they start leaking and crying. After that the magic fades away for me. However, I have been known to “have fun” with kids from time to time. I had a friend who’s son was being toilet trained at the time. I was trying to get the kid to say the phrase, “Drop the chulupa.” every time he had to go #2. It did not work. Which is probably good for me. Because his mom was quite prepared to kick my ass if he did. That’s what she told me. (I will not bring up the “Magazine Incident”) Why have kids if you can’t have fun with them? But as stated in another post of mine my Sense of Humor has always been treated with a bit of suspicion. Why do I hang around such people? Simple. Penance. Lots of penance. But I am not going to let that stop me. And here is my latest thought for having “fun with kids”. My friends recently had a baby girl who is now about three months old. And this would be her first Halloween coming up. I have an idea for a unique costume. It’s so simple too. Take one three month old baby. Put a “Baby on Board” t-shirt on her. And four suction cups. One for each limb. Then go trick or treating. Go up to house and stick her on the window of the front storm door. In this case stick her on pretty good. She is called “Fidget Midget” for a reason. Ring the doorbell and yell “Trick or Treat!” And wait for the people who answer the door reaction. Videotape it and it will be an instant YouTube hit. Department of Social Services may have a different opinion but who cares. They can’t take a joke. I can.

If you think this is bad then do not read this posting. It is a comparison of being a Buffalo Bills fan to religion. Once again let me say it is not for the sensitive.

And the main site the Screenplay section should now be working. There will be new postings soon. It is all very much a work in progress. If anyone knows how to fix the “WTF” moments in Front Page please e-mail me.