Archive for February, 2008

Cleaning up the Website

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

MUSIC: Chris Cornell

Although I have really been liking this song from Robert Plant and Allison Krauss

I have been trying to rework my website’s format. The new format is slowly taking shape. I am slowly plugging my way through learning to use DreamweaverMX as my new editing program. I never realized that designing a simple link button would be such a pain in the ass. But that was nothing compared to my over the weekend adventures in home furnace repairs. My Catholicism is very dusty and rusty and I could not remember if there is a patron saint for home furnaces. But I did make it through the dilemma. Luckily there are professionals to call for such things.

I have added one new script and the rewrite of one to the site in the Screenplay section. Both were from entries to MoviePoet.com. It is also a site I need to refocus on contributing to.

Any suggestions on how to clean up the site are more than welcomed.

For now it is back to the “grindstone”.

Humanity

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I have had a saying for many years. It is simple. “Any idiot can make a sandwich.” Simple? But I will be damn someone yesterday had to test that phrase. I had to run home on my lunch break. So I stopped by one of those fast food sub shops. I will not name it. But Jared knows which one I am talking about. I am not making the following up. The kid behind the counter COULD NOT figure out how to fold the bread to finish making my sub sandwich. I said (out loud), “You have got to be kidding me.” It took 5 minutes for him to do it. And it was not done well at all. It looked like the effort of a 3 year old. This was my “customer service”. I am not mad at the chain itself. Well a little bit I am. I am mad as a taxpayer. Is this what my school taxes are producing as results? I do not want a refund. I want an explanation! How did this kid go through the system and turn out to be so stupid? Simple folding of bread is not an engineering problem.

But I need. More like I want to. I want to believe there is some reason to help humanity. I do not want it to be a “loss cause”.

There has to be something to help out with.

I came across this story. (Please forward if you wish)

It seems simple. A kid’s wish, a piece of paper, an envelope and a stamp. Cheap and easy.    

Atonement Days

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

WARNING:
CYNICISM LEVEL – SICKENING

I have been listening to Pink Floyd’s album Animals, Black Sabbath’s Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Lou Reed’s The Raven a lot the last few days.

For today’s date I may have listened to Bob Dylan’s Blood on the Track or Johnny Cash’s American Recordings III: Solitary Man

And yet for this posting I am going with…

MUSIC: Whitesnake

I hate nostalgia. But I also feel it every now and then. I was channel surfing earlier today and I came across this song. It was a big hit when I was a teenager. It had a hit video too. I was watching it today and I now find it a bit disturbing in a way. The video is really borderline porn. The action of the video has nothing what so ever to do with what is being said in the lyrics. In other words the plot line does not make sense at all. In the porn movies, the loser pizza delivery guy just has to show up and the woman just falls on her knees and “worships” him. The lyrics to song are telling the tale of man who has “to walk alone”. So why is there a hot woman slithering all over the car? It does not make sense at all. And that is the basis of a porn flick. The plot does not matter. But I think it should. The video needs to be more honest and reflect the lyrics. It should have the lone guy in a really crappy car. The guy should be alluded to as going through the motions of “self motivation” in various roadside rest stops. The girl in the Whitesnake video is alluding to something to which I have no idea of. Probably to the fact that a “pole” would have been just too obvious. So I think the remake should have the same type of allusions. Such as. Chickens performing the Heimlich maneuvers on each other. A girl who is wearing a shirt that says “Rosie” surrounded by five other girls bouncing up and down on pogo sticks. Bald bishops using car polish buffers on each other’s heads. A person trying to burp a worm. Another person bopping the bologna. A one handed rodeo contest. You get the point.

So let me move on. (You’re welcome.)

Today is one of several “Atonement Days” of the year. Any so called “Holiday” that involves the expectation a card and more importantly a “gift” is really about “Atonement”. The message really is “Please do not be mad because whatever I have done lately then let me say, I am sorry”. Holidays in this country have taken on more meaning than they are capable of living up to. And today is no different. High expectations. Low returns. Just like your 401k plan. I just want to say I am not in a relationship at the moment. Why? Read this previous posting. And my approach is similar to this. I do not have to play the game “Clue” to realize that someone will end up in “bad way” in the end. Look at it this way for those of you in a relationship. The flowers you buy will be dead in no time. The chocolates will lead to the dangerous question of “Do I look fat?” The mix tape is about music she has no idea about. I have watched enough people in my life and their relationships. I have learned one thing. Eventually, you are going to “Fuck Up”. So here is my suggestion for a useful gift that should help the relationship. Forget the expensive items. Be practical. In the end, it is a lot cheaper.

Holidays are more illusion than anything else. The symbol for today’s “Holiday” is represented by a midget in a toga who prances about and shoots people with arrows. If he existed in real life I would try to find out how far I could send him with a 5 wood driver. It is just a messy day.

Pedestrian Living

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

MUSIC: Courtesy of William Shatner (Yes! Captain Kirk himself)

QUESTION TO PONDER: Is honesty always the “best policy“?

Once again I find myself not being current with my own blog. The hard part about being a “writer” (whatever that really means?) is you have to spend a lot of time making notes. You have to make a lot observations about the life you find happening around you. You have to always be watching out for the actions and reactions of people around you. You are looking for things that may inspire the writing. You want the writing to appear authentic. Or at least close to being authentic.

I do not have the most demanding of jobs. The only demand the job places on me is really in the terms of trying to stay mentally sane. I know it appears that I am losing on that front. It does give me time to think about things I may like to use in a piece of writing someday. I look out a window and wonder about what people I see maybe experiencing. Here are some examples. There is a fire station across the street. I try to imagine what type of call they maybe responding to when their alarm goes off. Next door to the fire hall is a halfway house for paroled male criminals. What was their crime and will they ever get beyond it? The other side there is an office building. What do they do? How does their physical motions relate to their personalities and other traits? What do their “quirks” means. I also spend a lot of time reading things like the newspaper. I read National Geographic to have another perspective of the world. As a friend said the other day to me, “You read a lot of weird shit.” That I do. A college professor of mine said that reading was a way to experience the world without having to be there at the moment.

This leads to the following question. Has this made me a pedestrian in life? I am beginning to see what is coming and what is sliding on by to me. Watching life is not the same about living life. The “writer’s” life seems to be conflict with doing just that. I like to watch movies and write movies. I like “creating the world.” But I also at times would like to “live” within the world. I also do not want to be just one type of writer. I want to do something that may seem like an act of “Gonzo Journalism” Do something that appears to be crazy. But then tell the story that leads to some insight on a part of life in this world. There are some books that I have read over the past year that fit into this premise. A college professor wanted to see if a burger flipping job was really like how people perceived it so he went to work at them. The book was My Secret Life on the McJob by Jerry Newman. “Dishwasher Pete” who travels around the country being a dishwasher in all 50 states. Danny Wallace was a person who wanted his life to be more positive so he spent six months saying “Yes” to anyone who asked him a question. Yes Man is the tale of his quest. Did you ever make a stupid bet because you were way too drunk to know any better? Tony Hawks did. He bet that he could hitchhike the circumference of Ireland in 30 days. While carrying a dorm fridge with him. Which lead him to title his book Round Ireland with a Fridge. Finally A.J. Jacobs decided to explore religion and decided to live by the rules described in the Bible for one full year. The book The Year of Living Biblically was interesting to say the least. I am not sure if I could something like this myself. I do not even have an idea for such a type of “adventure”. I will not open this up to suggestion either. Especially my friends. Any of their suggestion I am guessing would be some act of bizarre sadism. It would make the guys from Jackass cringe. So I will get back to you if I ever come up with an idea.
 

I really wanted to be inspired as a writer. And maybe aspire as one too. I watched the Quentin Tarantino movie Death Proof a couple of weeks ago. It reminded me a lot of Death Race 2000. I never thought I could write a “horror” style movie. That night I was inspired to write one. It happened at about 4:30 AM. And those responsible for it know who they are. The “killer” in my movie goes after drunken idiots. I realized that this type of “killer” is not particularly “frightening”. In fact, you would probably cheer for the “killer”. He is performing more of a “public service” than a “public menacing”. But I may have something here.
 

Another form of observing is surfing the Internet. I came across this video blog for someone who goes by the screen name RedEarth. There is a debate now on the message page on whether or not that she is real or just staging things here. I do not think that matters first in foremost here. Real or not she has made something that is engaging people to debate it. I hate to admit to it. I am a bit jealous. My work has not yet achieved that “critical mass.”
 

I also like to watch the video blog for Bob. He is real. Really. Really opinionated.
 

Finally.
 

I do realize I spend too much time on YouTube and Wikipedia. But I do need to keep searching things out.