Archive for April, 2008

Engine Tune Up

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

 MUSIC: Creedance Clearwater Revival

There is probably nothing more ominous than that dreaded Service Engine Light. It really tells you nothing more than “you may have a problem soon”. It has not been a fun week for me when it comes to needing the service technicians. The phone company that moved the phone line on Monday and forgot to reconnect my service. I cannot wait for the future when placing a call to call center is done as video conference. I want to be able to put a face with the “dumb ass” responses I get to my problem. Plus, I print a screen capture of the service representative (Which is an oxymoron. Heavy on the moron.) so then I have something new for the dartboard. And on Thursday, I went to have my oil change only to find the hood latch was broken and on top of it my service engine light came on. (Broken oxygen sensor)

If things come in “threes” then I am afraid to get out of bed. And touch anything important.

Gas prices are like a reverse emotional stock market. As the prices rise my hope sinks. I was told as child is was important to be informed and aware of current events. Little did I know that message was underwritten by the alcohol industry. Every day the media seems to be reporting that this is it. It has reached a point of the worse. It cannot sink any lower today. But wait until tomorrow. There is trouble coming your way. Here is a special report. Beware! The President needs to declare a special day called “Take a deep breath and calm down America”. But in a Presidential election year everyone from the candidates to the media has to keep relaying the message that “America is screwed.” So the bad news is we have at least 6-8 months more of this shit. Sorry. Beer? Anyone?

We live in a media world that needs to make money. And nothing makes people want more media than having the shit scared out of them. It is all about ratings. The real “truth” is becoming a very distant second.

Another “engine” I have been working at is my writing. I am working on those pain in the ass little details. I have been working on a short screenplay for a contest entry at MoviePoet.com. The thing is you cannot use dialogue or narration to tell the story. Film is a story using visuals. I had to remember the basics. The following may seem a bit “geeky”. I read a few comic books. X-Men to be exact. Comic books are good thing for people who are interested in film. You get to see how words and images come together. It is just another way to storyboard a story. I also have been reviewing and relearning scriptwriting from Syd Field who has written many books on the subject. I also loaded a podcast for the MP3 player. It is a good way to keep at the lessons while I have to be at work. Multitasking on a whole other level.

I also have begun to realize there are a few things in the writing that need work. I am not good at coming up with character names. I also need to be able to work faster. I agonize a lot over my work. It has probably lead to “paralysis by analysis”. But with limited if any feedback it makes me “second guess” myself. I go back trying to find that detail that prevented what I wrote from coming across. I know I have to start by writing for myself. But I need to make the next step from there. I also need to declutter my apartment and make a better writing space. I need a maid. Sadly I do.

The other thing is I rather be at the “grindstone” aka my computer typing out ideas. I rather be here than somewhere talking about it. And I know that this comes off as being “antisocial”. But it is what it is.

In Just Six Words

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

I never want to really “pigeon-hole” myself as just being one type of specific writer. I want to attempt to write in many forms. Writer’s Digest
published their annual list of the Top 100 websites for writers in this month’s issue. I came across one for the Six Word Memoir. The point of this exercise is to write some autobiographical about yourself. It is to be starting point for a story. The only mandate is you have to do it using only Six words. It is not as easy as you might think it is. This exercise forces you to be as efficient as possible in what words you use to construct your thought. It also helps with sharpening your editing skills. In writing, editing forces you to become very “cold hearted” towards the value of your ideas. Just because you wrote it does not mean that is automatically “good”. Write. Rewrite. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

So I decided I had to come up with 10 attempts for this exercise.

  1. Daily testing God’s sense of humor.
  2. Quiet in person. Rocker by night.
  3. Easily confused as being a psychopath
  4. I got up for this crap?
  5. Pizza and beer: Underrated romantic dinner.

    (NOTE: But a damn fine weekend breakfast meal)

  6. Finishing housework is just an illusion.
  7. Size matters? Always answer with “Yes”.
  8. Easy maintenance means “No One Cares”
  9. UFO’s, Bigfoot, Experts and other myths
  10. It’s debatable what is strange here

 

 

And sorry about the change in fonts on the site. I write the blog in Word 2007 and post from there. The new version of Word Press did something “funky”. So I am working on yet another thing now.

Monkey Wrenched

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

MUSIC: Foo Fighters

Woody Allen once said, “”If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

It seems like a constant struggle to stay ahead of things lately. And as a so called “grown” adult I should know better now. If I was better funded I would pay for a secretary and a maid. And I would take them as 2 for 1 deal if I could.

I try am trying to stay on top of things and I keep failing miserably.

I have to find a way of avoiding people who expect me to know by reading their minds. If I could do that I would be better at dating because I would have won the lottery by now. I planned to have had accomplished some things by now. Like a few writing projects. A cleaner apartment. And things like that. But I keep finding out about the other things I need to do at the last minute. I always have to make last minutes adjustments. The reason is I am the last it seems “to get the memo”. And people wonder why I get pissed off. It is simple if you do not call and tell me than I have no idea what is going on. A deal breaker for me is to not even return a phone call. Or in this modern age an e-mail. I do not want to waste your time so do not waste my time. But the there is possible upside to not being called back. You begin to realize that your time has value and these people do not. And people who want to “read their minds” are definitely bumped to the head of this list.

But I need to continue on.

I watched the “The Last Lecture” this week. It makes you start to put things in perspective in ways you never thought about.

I also need to things that are inspiring and help to reassure you. And when you are the only person you know who is trying to do something it can be rough at times. I.E. being a writer. So you have to “do it yourself” more times than you can count. So I keep reminding myself with this series of videos. DIY or Die: How to Survive as an Independent Artist.

I want to say that I have a lot of projects that seem to be “colliding” together all at once. So to my regular readers, my blog postings may become a bit more sporadic that normal. I have been working a few longer scripts which maybe finally get done sometime over the next few months. As usual nothing will be posted until at least a first draft is done.

But for now it is “back to the grindstone”.

Mining Ideas

Friday, April 4th, 2008

MUSIC: Devo

I heard a thought in a podcast last week about the need for companies to generate that “One Big Idea”. And it was stated that there is no such thing. Companies should generate many “Little Ideas”. I think that the same mentality should be applied to writing. I have yet to come out with “The Big Bestseller” piece of writing. And that is all right. So right now I have been just writing smaller things. Like blog postings. The goal is to exercise the “writing muscle”. I need to keep at it to build up to bigger pieces. So I have been just writing down ideas and thoughts lately. I may take these thoughts and build them into something bigger at a later time. It is better to write them down because I cannot tell you how many times I have tried to keep the ideas in my head only to forget them. It feels bad than I may have forgotten the idea for good. And to be a bit egotistical for a moment let me say they were “Damn Good”. I consider them to be a warm up for a possible first draft. And as I said in another post that I do not talk about them in the first draft phase. But I will give you a hint. I had ideas for 2 science fiction type stories and one about a tavern. And please do not ask about the “what and why” about these ideas I had. And I am also not taking anyone’s input at this time on them either. These ideas may lead to something in the future. And then again they may not. I will not know for sure until I go “mining” into them.

Generating ideas is a never ending process. Sometimes I see a picture and want to write a few sentences about it. I may hear a song that invokes images that tells a story. Or I am cutting articles out of newspapers that caught my attention. Sometimes the ideas work out and sometimes there is not as much as I thought with the idea. There is no way to deal with “Too Many Ideas Syndrome”. It makes you more “honest” when it comes to ideas. Remember the saying, “You cannot polish a turd”. To get an idea of how the process goes listen to Act 1 of Tough Room from the This American Life website.

I think that is why calling my blog here “Some Assembly Required” really fits as a title. It is about the ideas I have and the process of putting them together. It is about the process of writing to put them out there. I hope this triggers some thought in the readers out there. Which I hope someday will turn into feedback. And go from there with even more thoughts and better writing to produce even more.

On another note, I wish I could be better at detecting those damn typo errors. I swear I check for them before posting. And yet they still pop up.

Another thing I want to mention here. As I have said in previous posts that I listen to a lot of various podcasts. I found another from WFMU website. It is called The Dusty Show. The host Clay Pigeon (what a cool radio name) goes around NYC area interviewing people on the street. It is all random who he talks to. Listening to this is another way for me to gain some insight into people to help write “real” characters. The other part, I like is that he asks questions to get conversation. He is not in people’s face and he seems like he really is listening to responses. This is quite the opposite of too many talk shows on the airwaves today. I like that he does not try to angle in some personal agenda. This has become another source for ideas to “mine” into writing.

Hawkeye Pierce

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

I am trying to keep myself working around “writer’s block” and other moments of low inspiration and output. It may be helpful to remind myself of the things that inspired me to write. It is helpful to look at the “things” that have gone into the thought behind the writing. It will be an exercise in “trying to connect the dots.” And this exercise will most likely the first of many more postings on this idea to come.

I know we now live firmly in the “digital age” of media. There is something that I find is now an idea that is fading away. The linear notes. Also known as the credits. The notes those who created the work make telling about all the “who, what, where, when, why and how’s” went into making it. I do like reading the credits because I start making connections on how the individuals involved contributed to each “piece” they were involved with. A couple of examples from the movies. I can tell by the names of certain cinematographers how a film will look. I also know that there will be certain themes used by a specific director. It is like reading the ingredient list of a recipe to get some idea on the taste and flavor of the meal may turn to be.

I was watching a few episodes of M*A*S*H a few weeks ago. And I will say this again. If you watch the show on DVD then do yourself a favor by turning off the laugh track in the audio options menu. As a writer (and also being myself), you find many people want their humor and their drama kept into two separate and distinct categories. And any attempt to mix the two is messing with a very dangerous “gray area”. But I think in exploring ideas in this “gray area” can lead to producing something that has better. This “gray area” also the potential to alienate the audience. This where the “buttons are being pushed”. It all depends on how you handle the material. You can go too far over the audience’s “head” and come off like a snobby avant-garde art film. The act of being “pretentious” is not a way of being “vastly intelligent”. And on the other hand, “shooting below the belt” relying on just “bathroom humor” is the best way to “lighten the mood”. There is a “fine” line between the two. And they can coexist in a piece. Every day, you experience the wide range of human emotions. And sometimes this can happen in the space of a short amount of time. I think that it should take place in writing too. You should basically “aim for the head” with the audience. Personally speaking about my own writing style here. I like a humorous conversation. I am not the best at writing a lot of things that build up to one ultimate “punch line” to hang the conversation on.

The best example of a fictional character that balances these two ideas of drama and humor is Hawkeye Pierce on the television show M*A*S*H. I read the following somewhere and at the moment I cannot remember who or where (so the following quote is not exact). “You have to give Alan Alda credit for playing this character because he made you both laugh and cry with the same emotional integrity within his acting”. It also shows what can happen with a script when it is given to right person to act for it. Hawkeye is still one of the most famous characters in television history. And here is another idea that I cannot remember who said it first. “He had the most important trait for a character. He has a difference that sets him apart. And a real belief in that difference”. Hawkeye knew he was a good doctor in which he showed the ability instead of told you his ability. Just like in real life. I would rather know you have some skill by doing it. Rather than constantly reminding me you have a piece of paper on your wall saying you have that ability. The show was also a sign of the times they were filmed in too. Where a medical show on television these can show some of the “gory” details in surgery M*A*S*H could not do to the standards of that day. So instead what they showed was the “emotions” of the surgery is where the “price” the characters had to be paid. Hawkeye did not want to be in that war zone either but if he was going to be there then he would do medicine to the best and beyond of his own abilities. He was not going to do it on the Army’s term either. This was how he was going to preserve his humanity. Another thing that goes into writing a good character is those little details. Hawkeye got his name from the book The Last of the Mohicans which the only book his father ever read. Quirks like this make characters better.

I could not find any clips on line to show as examples of the Hawkeye character. But here is the Theme Music to the show.

So I am going to tell you about some episodes to look out for if you should catch the show on a television station.

Chief Surgeon Who? Hawkeye is appointed to being the outfits’ head surgeon even though he is outranked by Major Frank Burns. Colonel Henry Blake says that the position belongs to the doctor who has the best skills when “the heat is on”. Note. That in the history of the show Hawkeye would at least acknowledge he was the “head surgeon” but he never used this title as “trump card”. I think if he did then he would have hated himself for it because it meant he had bought into the bureaucracy of the Army. And that is the last thing he would ever allow to happen. Once again he would rather rely on his own skill.

Sometimes You Hear the Bullet. I have heard in interviews with the producers of the show that this is the episode when they realized what the show was truly about. This is the show that was the first to show me the balance between drama and comedy. In this episode Hawkeye’s childhood friend Tommy visits. He is now an infantryman in the war and is writing a book about his experiences. Sadly, later on he arrives at the hospital badly wounded. Hawkeye with all of his abilities is unable to save him. And this leaves him with one question. Why didn’t he cry over the other dead soldiers?

Fallen Idol (No link available). This episode is an examination of “hero worship”. Radar O’Reilly is wounded in this episode and Hawkeye has trouble coping with it. This leads him to get too drunk and unable to operate. Radar is upset that his idol could fall like this. Hawkeye unloads on him that his purpose is not to live up to anyone expectations. He is there to save lives without going insane. This defines and redefines their relationship with each other.

Life Time (No link available) This episode was done in real time with no laugh track. There is a clock shown ticking in the corner of the screen. This is a good example of drama and humor colliding in a story. They must safe a soldier’s life and avoid paralysis by doing an aorta transplant. They are fighting the clock. And it does not help that the donor soldier who is brain dead has not died yet.

Hawkeye provided a lot of memorable dialogue throughout the series.

You can see the influence of this character in other shows. The best examples, I can think of are the characters of Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie, House, M.D.) and Dr. Doug Ross (George Clooney, E.R.)