I have been thinking too much lately about the interactions of people lately. How people deal with each other. What does it all mean?

The problem now it is become more about the rhetoric than the substance. It used to be that political arguments would flare up from time to time. Today, with the 24 hour news cycle the arguing is relentless. It just keeps grinding away at you. It is all politics as usual. I wish there could be time when politics would be useful. I mean at least useful to masses. I do not know why we would want to surrender all aspects of our life to be dictated by a political class. This class includes both sides. They are both the same when it comes down to it. They just are pandering to small group that throws them a shit load of money. At this point, maybe all elections should be run by E-Bay. And all debates will be on the Game Show Network. Just remember you get what paid for. But you cannot fix stupid. WARNING: Buyer Beware!

I also hate that all sides are yelling about who is and is not “politically correct”. Politics has become an exercise about blaming it all on the other side. And not accepting you may have had a role in things not going so good. Enough already. Talk like a real person. Using “your group speak” is just so shallow. Stop the rhetoric and get to your message. This is why debates need to have a shot clock.

Albert Einstein said, “The answer is ‘yes’ or ‘no’ depending on the interpretation”. The same idea applies to people too. There have been reports how Goldman Sachs played all sides of the financial markets. The dilemma of our lives (and it always has been) is that the action of others does have some type of impact on our lives. We are always “betting” on the outcome of the efforts of others. I listen to people bitching about the results of a sports game. They mention all of these stats about all these various details of an athlete’s skills. It is all stats. What is the difference between the stats on the back of a baseball card and mutual fund outlook report? We are all looking at pages of numbers about anything. And we are praying we picked the right one. Experts are just better guessers. In other words, they have a bit more luck than the next guy. The line between skill and luck is a “razor’s edge”. And we argue that “edge” in lawsuits complaining about the outcome.

Mark Twain said, “The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.” But to add to it so are their actions. This idea is what is behind everyone screaming that there needs to be more laws and regulations to control the actions of others. We have been passing laws since the “dawn of time”. And what has history taught us. People as a whole are pretty much “rude and crude” to one another. I want someone to find a time when people were “civil” towards one another anywhere on this planet for any long amounts of time. Courteous behavior is at most a brief momentary action. You hold the door for one person and slam it on the next. The technological and scientific knowledge base for the human race has increased tremendously in the last 100 years. But the emotional intelligence has pretty much stayed on the same flat line it has always been on.

Watch the Example.

For the most part. Men find it funny. Women are grossed out by it. This is how we are wired. And no ruling can change it. The Song will always remain the same.

It just is not easy dealing with other people. (Especially during commutes to work. Everyone else is driving like they are hardwired morons.) I have a chance to think about what is going through a person’s mind. You are probably going to job to that you may not necessarily enjoy. However, your economical survival depends on it. Surviving life is not the same as living life. Your job whether you like it or not does provide a sense of your identity. Your paycheck does more to define you at times. It does not always “affirm” you as a person. If your hopes and dreams were relevant at the moment then you would be collecting a paycheck on them. It is what is hanging on your wall (awards,degrees,etc.) is what people take notice of. It is easier, to take a quick look on a wall and learn about a person. Take the time to inquiry about the experiences that have shaped a person’s life. (There is a major difference between what a person knows and what a person does.) It is riskier to engage a person directly, especially without proper background checks and personal protection. This is part of the reason why Facebook is popular.

In the end, life is just a “crap shot” when it comes to dealing with people. So be prepared. Carry toilet paper.

It can be a bit weird dealing with people.

Make a woman laugh. And the next thing you are getting the promise of an employment opportunity. Maybe the notion of a “free market economy” is really a more effective model. But I still have the feeling Allen Funt is going to back from beyond the grave to say, “Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera.” Or an appearance on Jackass.

What does it mean?

I need to clean up my resume. I need to use better adjectives. You may call it “lying”. I call it be “colorful”. Like a box of crayons.

It might not be the Season. But the following idea is related to that Season.

In the end, it is all about managing the great divide between expectations and results. This is the real lesson that comes from gifts found under the Christmas tree. Sadly, the packaging and wrapping can be very deceptive. For those you who do not like what I just said and believe the Christmas is about “Peace”. There is no way the powers that be on Madison Ave. or the television networks are going to let that happen anytime soon. Since I have already caused trouble then let me continue on. The Three Kings were the first example of a welfare system at work. And everyone from there on out thought their kid was special.

I must be channeling the spirit of Groucho Marx who stated, “I hardly know where to begin. I hardly know when to stop, either; just give me a few drinks and see for yourself.”


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Today, I am coming to terms that I may never be able to vote for a “reform” candidate in New York State.

The problem really is that anyone who wants to take charge of government on any level is really admitting that they have a “screw loose”.

In today’s online world, forwarded e-mails now have more power to destroy you than anything that is written on your “permanent record”. The “permanent record” threat we all heard in school was really our first introduction to premise of an “urban legend myth”. Maybe my mom was right about the horrors of the Internet. But she refuses to get online because the “Internet is just a passing fad”. So I hate to admit that I may have to call her judgment on this one to be suspicious. However, it is a good thing for two reasons. I would have to become technical support for her. And if she ever saw what I am posting on the Evil Internet then I would be in even more trouble. My thought process (aka my humor and insight) is a very recessive gene I found in my family’s genetic DNA pool. It does have calling to it. “BAH BAH Black Sheep.”

The dilemma of our mass communication is that it has become a prime example of “supply and demand”. The result is that talk has become cheap. Not entirely though. Especially if it involves an unseen female on the other end who is willing to accept an exaggerated claim of one’s own personal dimensions. Who is really fooling who? At least with an honest unseen face.

I want to make a proclamation about the use of terms in a society with free speech balanced against lawyer fees. I want people to think about the things they reference. However, there are two things people throw out there too easily. These things are not being used to inform. They are used to inflame. So please stop using references to Hitler and 9/11. I want to make a disclaimer. I am not equating the two as being directly linked. One was an asshole and the other was a tragic event. Too many people on all sides throw these two terms about. I have seen the last five US Presidents compared to Hitler in some way. JUST STOP! These references will always be too emotional. And using them regardless of the intention can be very toxic.

I have been thinking about the First Amendment and free speech as a whole. It also reminded me about how I first came to issue of free speech and its effect on my life back in the mid 1980′s. There were a lot of groups attacking the music I was listening to. And they wanted to tell me what I should be listening to. I think this planted the idea in my head of how does some politician get the right or power to set the station on my stereo. The most famous group was the Parental Music Resource Center. It starts when tipper gore trying to be the cool parent buys her kid a Prince album. And was shocked to find out Prince was a horny guy and said so in his lyrics. She was outraged and made sure other people had to be outraged. There were Congressional hearings. And this was the first time I saw that politics was more theater than substance. This was the first time I became aware of a musician named Frank Zappa. I was not aware of his music at the time but he stood up and defended the music I was listening to. Here is the transcript of the hearing. And it can be viewed on line.

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I know people went crazy when Scrabble announced they have changed the rules of the game. I check to make sure but Revelations did mention this event as a sign.

The First Amendment says, Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

I do not want to eliminate it what so ever. Like the game of Scrabble I think this Amendment needs some additional clauses.

  1. If you can take the time to speak to others. Then show some courtesy and take the same amount of time to listen.
  2. He who shouts the loudest is not necessarily the winner to claim what is ultimately right. The Amendment does not a volume setting. In fact, the only time volume is really important is at a Motorhead or Slayer concert.
  3. Talk is cheap. This means that how much money you made on what you are saying is irrelevant. Your sales sheet just means you may have been able to con people.
  4. With all the major technology upgrades available you have no excuse for not changing the channel when you come across something you do not like. You are not living in a Clockwork Orange scenario.
  5. I know we live in a time where news is more of tabloid outlet. I do not care about celebrities personal lives. I only care if they put out something I enjoy. I do not care what they do in the privacy of their home (as long as it is not illegal).
  6. If you look over someone’s shoulder and you do not like what you see. The problem is on you. You cannot control the thoughts of others.
  7. You have no right to NOT be offended. Once again, you control your response. Change the station or walk away.

     

    I heard this once in an interview. It comes from the actor Wendell Pierce speaking about his show The Wire. (A show you should take the time to watch if you want your preconceived notions of urban crime and justice challenged.)

    “…I also tell people who have issues with the show. And have issues with the white creators trying to tell predominately black stories. That you never lose your ability to be offended. Because that keeps people feet to the fire. That keeps people on their toes…”

The real power and the challenge of the Amendment (and probably the Constitution as a whole) is that it was never meant for passive people. It requires passion. it requires involvement.

I have also been listening to George Carlin’s 1990 album Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics.

There were two ideas in the album that are still very true.

If you want to control thought than you have to control language. (Rating systems and speech codes)

Anything is funny. But it depends how you construct the joke. His example: rape. Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. Admit it. You at least had a chuckle.

People say they want this world to be pure. But look at what we are really watching and listening too.

The only time we really want and even demand a sterile and clean environment is in a hospitable emergency room. And yet they still serve that food.

There is a 1001 ways to cry about life on this planet. And no one seems to real do something about. However, if you find that one way to laugh about it. That is where the trouble begins. Someone is going to have a problem.

Like the Bill of Rights.

The game starts on first base. And so did every problem I have ever had with women.

It is all in the coaching.



  


I have heard you should start you day with prayer.

And this is one that I tried to say. But first thing in the morning. This one had way too many words. It may be better translated into grunts and moans. But that dictionary does not exist to make that translation.

But here it is. Please bow your head. I may be a smart ass. But that does not mean you cannot show some respect here. Someone has to.

A COFFEE PRAYER – Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks®: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of Juan Valdez forever. Amen.

(I ignore the cream and sugar part for they do not apply to me. I take it Black. –Insert your stupid juvenile joke here–(More))

But lately, my prayers have gone unanswered. The coffee needs to be stronger in the morning. I need to find the brew that is borderline an illegal drug to kick start my morning. Any suggests. Please! Please! Let me know. I need the equivalent of “jet fuel”.

I wish I was a person who did not need coffee to start my engine in the morning. I wish we could have a vote on which time of day really should be called “morning”.

I am not a morning person. It is not easy for me to wake up in the morning. Every day, starts like it was the feeling of “morning after” for me. That feeling of guilt and shame from the night before. The guessing work of what may have happened. Why? Who was she? Hopefully, there was not a police report or a YouTube upload. Sorry. That is another problem all together.

I have a friend who is one of those “bouncing-off-the-walls-happy-it-is-morning-people”. He likes to remind me of my supposedly unhealthy need to start with coffee. NOTE: He drinks decaf. ANOTHER NOTE: He can be a real asshole about things too. He reminds me that he does not need to coffee to come alive. I tell him that he is very wrong on that. I tell him he needs coffee to stay alive. This is my quote. “This 16oz coffee is the only thing that is keeping me from sending you into afterlife by very violent means.” So there! Coffee is a health food.

I also made another observation about coffee. And more specific about coffee cups.

There are two types the mug and the paper cup. And each represents two different types of people.

The mug (Or as I call it my “syringe”) shows a person who is prepared with the right tool needed for the job. Dependable. And cost effective. In other words, if I need coffee then I must have a mug ready. I am prepared!


Then comes the infamous paper/Styrofoam cup.

This shows a person who is on the run and does not have time to waste. Time is money. The downfall is the paper/Styrofoam cup itself. Not because of all that environmental shit. It is the advertising on the cup. Where that cup was purchased shows a person perceived place in society’s economic hierarchy. The advertisement on the cup is a way of determining your pretentiousness. There is perceived difference between coffee from Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, Tim Horton’s, Mc Donald’s and a convenient store. It is just another way to pass judgment. Another way to buy in.

So which type are you? And it had better not be decaf.


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It is a fact of life. No matter what you believe.

SHIT HAPPENS

There are moments in life when you take a moment to reflect on the “Circle of Life”.

Today, I had a moment with the “Circle of Life”. It happened while I was in the bathroom. I was dealing with the “aftermath” of my fast food lunch. I was wondering if I would ever learn the lesson of the “consequences of my actions”. In my defense, at least it tasted good at the beginning. But time marched on. And things had to change. I will spare the descriptive details of the outcome. It was at this moment, I realized that my fellow co-worker(s) were also dealing with the same dilemma. However, whoever it was. He was not kind of to leave a back up for the toilet paper roll. The roll left was looking a bit “anemic”. I had to make a critical decision. How best to use what was left behind on the roll to properly deal with the task at hand.

It took a moment of thought. I wish I was better at math to figure out the problem to maximize an efficient result.

I made a gut check and went with my instincts.

I made it work out.

Now I know why my mom was always suggesting I have a back up pair at the ready.

Now let me ruin something else to end this post..